By: (Were's The Totty!) Dr Smith

(Were's The Totty!) Dr Smith — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:02:29 +0000

I was a junior doctor for many years and had, like most young male medics on the wards in those days, the benefit of carnal comfort from many nurses. These young girls were generous in their desire to please and made no unreasonable demands for an ongoing relationship (Junior were commited to their vocation then and unlike today on call rotas were hard). These receptacles for our affections were by night sweet smelling, tender, loving and witty things and a fair proportion of them were also intelligent. By day they were crisply starched, surgically clean, radiantly white, exuded respect for us, and generally knew there place on the wards, where they were as eager to do our bidding, as they had been in our beds.
How times have changed. The Nurse of today is more likely to be fat,of questionable gender, a feminist or possibly even lesbian, a chain smoker, a consumer of Prozac, unwashed,grimy, malodourous, and wouldn’t know a clothes iron from a putting iron. They are a resentful, poorly motivated and belligerent bunch,often from lowly backgrounds, their unhappy and not so pretty heads being filled with nonsense about their status (’equality’) in the work place. I blame 10 years of Labour government for this depressing situation. Certainly the Junior Medic of today would entertain no intimate truck with this new speices. The moral and physical decline of our once great nation is mirrored exactly by todays nurse.

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By: (Were's The Totty!) Dr Smith